Gonebuddy.com is the best place to go for away messages. They many different types and they are very funny. I showed them to my friends and they went crazy. There is no better place! Here are somee samples:

1- A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next you in Jail saying..."THAT WAS AWSOME!"

2- When i was younger i hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

3- Hi ho, hi ho...its off to school we go! We hear the bell and we run like hell, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho...hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

4- Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstral cramps, Menopause...Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?!

5- H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

6- Eating...because fat kids are harder to kidnap

7- Just tell Nemo that you couldnt find him because you were getting stoned... he'll understand.

8- Im an angel, HONEST! The horns are just there to my halo straight! = )

9- Guys are like toilets. They're either occupied, or full of crap.

10- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...Now read without the word dog.

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